Sunday, May 22, 2011

I'm prepared to cut you a sweet deal on this van

Almost like new! Comes complete with fresh custom paint job and ultra-dark tinted windows. Low mileage! Only used for short, fear-based trips to and from downtown. Plenty of seating for your followers. With extra overhead space for duffle bags/canned goods/boxes containing all your worldly possessions. Handles like a dream/unmerited prophesy. Recreational vehicle. Will consider boat/jet ski/horse trades or best offer. Serious inquiries only.